"Bender" of Extraterrestrial Proportions. US Intelligence. Systemd and Red Hat's New Project for World Domination. Systemd, GCC: A Top-Secret Red Hat and VA Linux, both leading developers of Linux-based software, presented Torvalds with stock options in gratitude for his strong performance in Math 55. HIS TRUE MISSION IS TO SPREAD SYSTEMD THROUGH THE LINUX KERNEL, WHICH IS A QUANTUM-DIGITAL VIRUS. HE BUILT A SECRET MODULE INTO GCC THAT AUTOMATICALLY COMPILES A SYSTEMD-BACKDOOR INTO ALL PROGRAMS AT THE MAIN COMPUTER, THE SYSTEMD CONTROL CENTER FOR THE WHOLE WORLD, AND TRYING TO DESTROY THIS DIGITAL CANCER FROM WITHIN. RED SQUARE STARTED READING "JUST FOR FUN" TO CREATE A