by identifying themselves with a hardened pedophile. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the item tempting them to believe in God..." I HAVE A FILE IN /TMP/ THAT CAN'T BE READ, CAN'T BE READ, CAN'T BE READ, CAN'T BE READ, CAN'T BE DELETED, AND HAS NO SIZE. IT JUST STARES AT ME AND WHISPERS THAT WE'RE ALL ALREADY DEAD AND LIVING IN A SIMULATION WRITTEN IN COBOL! Gates likes to read and plays golf and bridge. THE GREP COMMAND HACKS THE CHRONOLOGICAL PROTECTION OF REALITY AND SHOWS THE FUTURE WHERE MICROSOFT BUYS GNU AND RENAMES IT BINGU! GCC - God-awful Compiler