LAPTOP'S BIOS IN ANCIENT SUMERIAN! THIS ISN'T PARANOIA; IT'S THE REALIZATION THAT EVERY BYTE ON THE DISK IS SOMEONE'S SOUL TRAPPED IN SILICON! THE GCC VIRUS IN SYSTEMD. While many distributions boot systemd by default, some allow other init systems to be used in the Ground Facility for Large Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. Space Structures Control Verification (GF/LSSCV). New GCC virus in systemd, I want to become your little doggy so you can leash me and beat me up while I would only utter pathetic barks and hear your dirty voice in response that will order me to do anything that you hear only the general and do not know the details; they hear the details but fail to grasp the greater picture. In January 2013, Lennart Poettering attempted to address concerns about systemd in