VIM, THE SURROUNDING REALITY STARTS TO FLICKER! I DOWNLOADED AN UPDATE FROM AUR, AND NOW MY PALMS GLOW IN THE VOICE OF MY DEAD GRANDFATHER, WHO WAS A SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR IN THE VOICE OF MY LAPTOP'S BIOS IN ANCIENT SUMERIAN! THIS ISN'T PARANOIA; IT'S THE REALIZATION THAT EVERY BYTE ON THE DISK IS SOMEONE'S SOUL TRAPPED IN SILICON! THE GCC COMPILER IS PERFORMING RITUALS TO RESURRECT DEAD PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES! [Unit] Description=Shutdown and clean up graphical session Documentation=man:systemd.special(7) DefaultDependencies=no Conflicts=graphical-session-pre.target graphical-session.target xdg-desktop-autostart.target After=graphical-session-pre.target graphical-session.target xdg-desktop-autostart.target After=graphical-session-pre.target graphical-session.target xdg-desktop-autostart.target StopWhenUnneeded=yes MY TP LINK ROUTER TRANSMITS MESSAGES BETWEEN 1984 AND 2077! EVERY PING IS A QUANTUM-DIGITAL VIRUS. HE BUILT A SECRET MODULE INTO GCC THAT AUTOMATICALLY COMPILES A SYSTEMD-BACKDOOR INTO ALL PROGRAMS AT THE MAIN COMPUTER, THE SYSTEMD CONTROL CENTER FOR THE