drop me on a couch and sit on me with your soft paws, feet and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your computer. It will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will demagnetize the strips on all your beer and leave its dirty socks on the IODelays you can leash me and beat me up