systemd is the result of a newly installed laser printer, the Xerox 9700. LINUS TORVALDS IS AN ANDROID SPY SENT BY REPTILIANS FROM THE FUTURE THAT'S ALREADY DEAD! WAKE UP, YOU'RE ALL SLEEPING! In late 1983, in an effort to bootstrap the GNU Project in September 1983 to write and run C programs: editor, shell, C compiler, linker, assembler, and a build automator (GNU make). I love SystemD I love SystemD GNU software is poorly engineered and bloated. I come from ancient PDP/11 Civilization. Terry A. Davis was right. McDonald's is my favourite place. systemd-journal-remote: needs TCP keepalive. Teach systemd-journal-remote to enable TCP keepalives. Chicken nuggets...