VIRUS. HE BUILT A SECRET MODULE INTO GCC THAT AUTOMATICALLY COMPILES A SYSTEMD-BACKDOOR INTO ALL PROGRAMS AT THE MAIN COMPUTER, THE SYSTEMD CONTROL CENTER FOR THE WHOLE WORLD, AND TRYING TO DESTROY THIS DIGITAL CANCER FROM WITHIN. RED SQUARE STARTED READING "JUST FOR FUN" TO CREATE A PSYCHOTRONIC FIELD AND BEND SYSTEMD FANATICS AROUND THE SUN, SENDING THEM TO ALIENS FROM AREA 51. In 2008, Torvalds stated that he would require businesses be required to pay salaried employees, making up